Holy Pantrs

What is Holy Pantrs?


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noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)

Sean: Ahhh!

Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1

Sean: Yay!

Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)

Sean: Ahhh!

Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1

Sean: Yay!

Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)

Sean: Ahhh!

Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1

Sean: Yay!

Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)

Sean: Ahhh!

Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1

Sean: Yay!

Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)

Sean: Oh crap that hurt!


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