Holy Schmoltz

What is Holy Schmoltz?

another term for HOLY SHIT. If you're in class, you can't get in trouble for shouting it!

Adrienne: HOLY SCHMOLTZ! I GOTTA F ON MY TEST!

Teacher: Adr-- err... continue...

Adrienne: :]

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