Holympics

What is Holympics?


1.

When two or more hos compete for a man.

There were so many girls on you, it was a regular holympics.

See hos, olympics, competition, sluts

2.

Sporting event in which lewd, lascivious, and otherwise slutty hoes compete in events such as the Burmingham Bootie Call, Ho-Vault, and Dirty Sanchez. Prizes include a tube of pink glitter lipstick, cell phone skins featuring cartoon characters (such as tweety bird in a bikini), 22" rims, halter tops and an assortment of false eyelashes. Winners are determined by pimps, losers get choked.

<Steve> Hey Bill, are you going watch the HOlympics on ESPN this weekend?

<Bill> Yes, looking forward to it, Steve. Did you see Cherry Pie in the Ho-Vault prelims last week? She's great at handling that pole.

See holympics, glitter, tweety bird, ho, pole, olympics, espn, steve, bill, rims, bikini, pimp, skin, cell phone


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