Holysexual

What is Holysexual?


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Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.

<teenager> Were you asexual or something?

<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.

See sexual immorality, metrosexual, homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual


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