Holysexual

What is Holysexual?

1.

Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.

<teenager> Were you asexual or something?

<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.

See sexual immorality, metrosexual, homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual
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