Home Alone

What is Home Alone?


1.

1. From the 1990 Chris Columbus hit, "Home Alone" in which an eight year-old, who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas, has to defend his home against idiotic burglars. To "home alone" something is to set up traps, usually to the physical disadvantage of the intruder. The following are just examples of the painful surprises included in this term:

*Blowtorch rigged to door

*Fan and feathers rigged to tripwire

*Heated iron attached to lightbulb

*Tar on basement steps, massive nail hidden in one step

Example One:

"Jesus, somebody broke into my car! That's the second time this year!"

"Dude, you better home alone it."

2.

the face and accompanying scream a female makes upon realizing that her man has ejaculated in his hands and smacked her with said hands.

Jenna, hearing Ryan's scream, realized she must be home alone with another stranger.

See home, alone, ejaculate, seamen, hands, face, smack, slap


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