Home Improvement

What is Home Improvement?


1.

One of the best, most enjoyable TV shows in history.

Home Improvement rocks.

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An ABC sitcom airing from 1991-1999 and one of the most cleverly written sitcoms of the decade. Comedian Tim Allen starred as Tim Taylor, a chauvinist, handyman husband and father of three mischeivous sons who hosted a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time, and just could help himself to giving "more power" to machinery. Much of the show also focused on the of the rest of the Taylor family: Tim’s wife Jill is a feminist and aspiring psychologist, the loner and very astute neighbor Wilson Wilson always provides advice for Tim, and Tim’s sons are mischeivious but good kids. Tim is very masculine and chauvinist (he even gets disgusted at just the thought of going to the opera), a handyman, clumsy, loved to make jokes about Al’s flannel shirts and overweight mother, always rewiring gadgets, was always competing with his next door neighbor Doc Johnson for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights, seeking advice from his other neighbor Wilson Wilson (Wilson Wilson is not a typo)

Spoofs from the show:

1. Tim’s frequent jokes about Al’s flannel shirst and overweight mom.

2. always seeking advice from his next door neighbor Wilson Wilson, only to screw it up

3. Wilson’s face is always hidden

4. always rewiring things to give it “more power”…only to have it explode

5. his wife Jill can’t cook

6. Tim has an obsession with Sears

7. always competes with Doc Johnson, a 80-year old retired proctologist, for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights

8. Tim is so clumsy that he dropped a steel beam on his wife’s car, fell though a portapotty, glued his head to a table, had a hammer frozen to his tongue, fell through the roof on a project house, blew up a friend’s house and blew up the dishwasher

9. always building a hot rod in the garage

10. frequently grunts when exited or perplexed

11. Bob Villa is his biggest competition

12. Tim often hits his head on a basement pipe above the stairs

13. frequently made jokes about his mother-in-law “Nanna’s” weight but stopped when he saw how thin she had become

14. Always wants Tool Time to take a commercial break when he gets injured

15. Tim frequently gets sick eating Polish food from "Stan’s" Polish restaurant in Hamtramk

16. Tim is well-known at the emergency room, even to the point of having his own cup labeled “Tim”

17. Tim often wears sweatshirts from a Michigan college.

18. Tim's three sons' are always bullied by Vinny McGern

Home Improvement was probably the best scripted show from the 1990s and won numerous Emmys.

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3.

One of the worst and most messed up TV shows in history.

Home Improvement sucks


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