What is Home Safety Monitoring?

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Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?

Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

See babysitting, home, safety, kids, babies
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