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The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.
Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked ..
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half-man,half-reptile,all-knowing
Master: "My Apprentice, i am not knowledgable about that sort of thing, please wait whilst i con..
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God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.
"You might want to change that tampon or ..