Homemaker

What is Homemaker?


1.

A lame excuse for a job title that housewives give themselves so they can sound important.

Man- "What do you do for a living, Mrs. Johnson?"

Mrs. Johnson- "Oh, I'm a homemaker."

Man- "Go fuck yourself."

Mrs. Johnson- "Well, I never!"

See Charlie

2.

A lazy woman who sits around the house all day, often under the illusion that their job is just as hard as a mans, and that they deserve to be paid for it. Of course, they fail to take into account the fact that most women waste half of the money their man makes on crap they don't need like about 20 pairs of shoes and other unnecessary garbage.

Also, when asked what their job is, many women will say "I'm a homemaker!", when in reality they are unemployed.

Brad's mom is unemployed and stays at home all day sitting on her ass. She is a homemaker.

See home, maker, stay, at, mom, women, lazy, useless, stupid, money, waste

3.

Someone who makes homes, i.e. a carpenter; not as you may have heard from the PC Patrol a stay-at-home mom.

"I'm a homemaker!"

"No you're not, you're unemployed."

See housewife, pc, feminist, bum, useless

4.

Somebody who converts people to homosexuality. Usually by either being that attractive or by being really bad at sex.

You are such a homemaker Josh. That girl you use to go out with is now a lesbian!

See homosexuality, homosexual, lesbian, gay


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