What is Homer Gift?
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A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."
Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”
Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”
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1) Skipping certain parts of a musical composition, esp. long intros, gay bridges, or pretentious outros.
2) Skipping the crappy songs ..
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