Homestead

What is Homestead?

Small town, lots of Hispanics, Blacks and Whites, high crime rate even though the police will deny it.

Do NOT vacation in or near Homestead! Someone WILL jack your car.

See h-town, mexican, weed, redneck

To engage in sexual intercourse with a partner

Woman-Four hours? Crazy...

Man-Let's get some lunch.

Woman-Lunch? We could homestead!

See sex, nookie, intercourse, the nasty, fucking

Nog Lip

1. 'nog lip' is a phrase used to describe a potentially embarassing situation when a man takes a sip of eggnog at a christmas par..

Teaching His Goldfish How To Whistle

1. Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious. "Where's (insert any name here) at?" "He's in ..

Oooj

1. To suddenly spill or squirt Squeezing toothpaste or babies too hard will cause them to oooj everywhere. See spill, squirt, blow, plop,..

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