What is Homestead High School?
1.
The one school in Cupertino where there are actually more white kids than asian kids. Also the place where you can ask almost any guy and get at least a 10-sack.
The queen bitch on campus is not a hot, popular blonde girl, but rather a man-woman on a bike named Louise.
If you are white and look even a little bit suspicious, she will tackle you and search your possessions against your will. If she doesn't find anything or if you run away, she charges you with assault because she's a bitch
guy 1: hey dude, what school do you go to?
guy 2: I go to Homestead High School
guy 1: oh in that case, can i get some weed from you?
guy 2: yeah fsho, we're having a chill sesh tonight anyways
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2.
HELL a place where the kids have more money then the teachers and nicer cars. These kids really ucking suck they walk around like they are god and like they own every damn thing. The kids have way to much money and they are ducking assholes!
ME: where do you go to school.
Snob: I go to homestead high shcool.
ME: are u joking you suck! ( kicks kid in the head and robs them)
HOMESTEAD HIGH SCHOOL SUCKSSSSSSSSS DICK
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