What is Hommer?
1.
To describe ones friends or enemies in a derogatory manner. To be homosexual.
An extension of the noun, and oft used colloquialism, homosexual which is characterized by same-sex contact, either as a genital act or as a long-term sexuoerotic status. Not conforming to the statistical nor the ideological norm.
With an extraverted pronunciation of the HOMM and trailing instance of the ER.
a) "Don't be a hommer!"
In the instance of a friend or acquaintance about to disembark the evenings session.
b) "You are such a hommer!"
On using unsucessful attempts to persuade said friend or acquaintance to continue the evenings session.
c) "Darryl is such a hommer!"
Used to describe the actions of an individual on previous occasions in the instace of the individual performing a homosexual act.
i.e. leaving smoke club to see your partner.
2.
Hommer - derived from the prefix of HOMOsexual. A derogatory term that can be used to offend a friend upon annoyance or to attract the attention of a gay.
Excuse me HOMMER, you do realise that anal buggery is wrong?
OR
(in the colloquial)
You're such a HOMMER, why did you smoke the last 88!