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An erotic sport that involves two women wrestling each other while trying to perform oral sex at the same time. The first to orgasm lose..
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masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-ve..
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(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
I did a Simon Houston the oth..