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a sexual position in which you hang yourself in a closet and have your bitch suck you off while you struggle to breathe. Reveals an exot..
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When a guys chick friend calls and belly aches about bad boyfriends.
When a guy is subjected to the belly aching of chickfriends loss o..
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The act of having intercourseon an unfinished wooden surface.
Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wo..
