What is Homopyropedonecrophiliac?
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Michael Jackson
I sleep with kids
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A homopyropedonecrophiliac is an adult person who is especially fond of having sex with a young, dead child, of the same sex, while the childs carcass is burning.
Last night I went to the local cemetary. They had just buried a 7 year old boy that had died from heart problems. I proceeded to dig up the body of the boy. I could feel my member rising as I dug. When I got the body out of the ground, my penis in the fully erect postion, I took its clothes off and began to make passionate love to it. I then took out a lighter and started to burn the body. I climaxed inside the heavenly hole. I guess that makes me a homopyropedonecrophiliac.