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The irrational fear of becoming addicted to breaking up with soccer players.
Niall: I am scared.
Damian: Of what?
Niall: That I will ..
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a good facebook status or e mail signature, like having a PhD in science but cooler
facebook status: "your name" has a PHD in..
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Brown stains left down the back of underpants after a badly wiped crap, in other words skidmarks.
MUM: Ya ought ta learn ta wipe yer ar..