What is Homosexual Penguin?
1.
Alex Taylor, Ethan's twin penguin brother.
Are Alex and Ethan...well...you know...oh nevermind
2.
Ethan Weston, the Homosexual
Ethan, you like guys, you are a guy, and you're a fucking penguin!
3.
Rachel Zemke, neither homosexual nor a penguin.
Why is she even here?