Homo-straight

What is Homo-straight?


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Noun:

A person that you love in every way other than romantically. A person you would marry, but not have sex with. (aka. someone you wanna bone without boning!)

ex: Matt Peck and Chris Guerrieri

Adjective:

Describes a same sex platonic love relationship.

Dude 1: Hey! Look at those two dudes over there!

Dude 2: What? Those dudes over there?

Dude 1: Yeah man. They're totally homo-strait!

Matt Peck: Chris, man. You know you're my favorite homo-straight, right?

Chris G: Hell yeah!! Dude you know you're mine too!

Fun Facts:

The word homo-straight is etymologically inspired by Homostrates the first known man to be declared someone's homo-straight!

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