Homotei

What is Homotei?

The art of gay martial arts. Founded in 2005 by Jeff M in Toronto.

As with all martial arts, one must warn their attacker three times before use of force.

"Please stop. I know Homotei!

Please stop. I know Homotei!!

Please stop. I know HOMOTEI!!!"

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