Homsar

What is Homsar?


1.

1. A song from the 60s

2. One who thinks he can twice

3. One who was raised by a cup of coffee

4. One whose Jenga ship was shanked

5. One who tapes a spoon to an eggplant for a pumpkin carving contest

6. One whose hat repeatedly flies off his head and majestically back on in a circular motion while he utters nonsense

Homsar, tell us about your childhood.

I was raised by a cup of coffee.

Really. How did you end up here?

Twas the pride of the peaches.

2.

1.He thinks he can twice

2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike

3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew

4.He's got his best foot flowered

5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.

6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past

7.He's a song from the sixties

8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder

10.He thinks he won the PowerBall

11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship

12.He lost his Jenga-Jam

13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs

14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"

15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous

16.He's the original ladies man

17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench

18. He's a million ladies tall

19.He was raised by a cup of coffee

20.He's the pride of the peaches

21. Anything beats breaking up with him

3.

A rambling, white, egg shaped Homestar being, defended primarily by Kerrek. It has been said that, despite his java-induced childhood, he managed to gain a title as a song from the sixties, and has gained the respect of the peach community.

Homsar, tell us about your childhood...

4.

Hoo hoo... where does one start? A white little egg of a thing wearing a blue lampshade with his name on it. Often sports very manly hat that flies off his head when he says his common nonsense.

Homsar was born through a remake of a song from the sixties. While the identity of his parents is unknown, he was graciously raised by a cup of coffee, who did the best possible job. At the age of drweheheheheh, he made his way to Freetown, USA, via the Peaches. Shunned from the town after having a weight dropped on him by Strong Bad, he often hides out in the background, but one who showes appreciation to him by holding down TAB in cartoons and clicking on the yellow area can find him.

His best friend, Strong Sad, enjoys board games with him, though Homsar has trouble understanding the concept of most of them. He has only celebrated two Halloween holidays in his lifetime, and while he still thinks that a pumpakin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it, and he only enjoys treats such as shaving creme, old candies, and especially wrenches, he chooses popular costumes such as Wimpy and Ghost Dog.

He was last spotted at the Strong Sad Look-Alike contest, hosted by Coach Z, where he cried on the inside.

What's the deal with Homsar... Kerrek, PA.

See Homsar

5.

1.He thinks he can twice

2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike

3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew

4.He's got his best foot flowered

5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.

6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past

7.He's a song from the sixties

8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder

10.He thinks he won the PowerBall

11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship

12.He lost his Jenga-Jam

13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs

14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"

15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous

16.He's the original ladies man

17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench

18. He's a million ladies tall

19.He was raised by a cup of coffee

20.He's the pride of the peaches

21. Anything beats braking up with him

22. he only cries on the inside

See Corie

6.

1. A trendy tote bag

2. Knows that its a healthy piece of real estate

3. A blue midget homestar

Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three.

7.

1.He thinks he can twice

2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike

3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew

4.He's got his best foot flowered

5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.

6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past

7.He's a song from the sixties

8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder

10.He thinks he won the PowerBall

11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship

12.He lost his Jenga-Jam

13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs

14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"

15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous

16.He's the original ladies man

17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench

18. He's a million ladies tall

19.He was raised by a cup of coffee

20.He's the pride of the peaches

21. Anything beats braking up with him

22. he only cries on the inside

23. he's open to interpretation.

See Xero


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