Honay

What is Honay?


1.

The absence of homoeroticism in television or film. In a way, it's the opposite of hetyay.

Stan: "The increase of hoyay in TV and movies misleads the gullible and impressionable into thinking that homosexuality is on the rise when really it's not. Me, I'm more of a honay kind of guy."

Trish: "Did you say 'horny'?"

Stan: "No--honay, as in I say nay to hoyay."

Trish: "Oh, I see."

See traditional, old-fashioned, heterosexual


71

Random Words:

1. A name people used to call Michael Vick for dog fighting. Like Ron Mexico for herpes, Vick used Ookie for dog fighting. Ookie is the to..
1. A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green a..
1. In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses i..