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When a fatGerman lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut..
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Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.
Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.
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When wiping one's ass, especially after diarrhea, the soil is so wet that the fingers protrude right through the layers of toilet t..