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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..
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When an obese woman breaks wind and detonates her panties into confetti.
The sudden blast from her ass woke Andrea up and she was aston..
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Any chance that one has to get/eat a taco.
"Aww man we just drove past Taco Bell, I guess I missed my tacopportunity."
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