Honey Monster

What is Honey Monster?


1.

A large,lumbering horrific creature. At first glance it is easy to be decieved into thinking that this creature is in fact an ocean dwelling animal. However thorough forensic examinations have proven that this blob of lard, is in all actuall fact a land mammal. Terrifying as this creature may seem it is in actuall fact quiet and hermitt like. The Honey moster is without a doubt the grumpiest and most stubborn creature known to man. Once it has found a place to rest it will stay there for hours refusing to move, even if instructed to leave by a figure of authority.

location-swimming baths

Tor:I didn't know they had the giant floats out today, lin they normally only bring them out on a monday.

Linda:That aint no float,Tor, it's that fucking honey monster again.

Tor:Shut up you willy, everyone knows that the honey monster can't exercise because of it's "bad knee".

Linda:I'll bet you a steak bake that it's the honey monster. Look inbetween the ripples of fat and youl see her bullet proof glasses.

Tor:ewwww your right.Sha'mo lets go quick, before she smells the chicken sandwich you just ate.

2.

A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.

Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.

Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.

See honey, mack, playa, mack daddy, boss, pimp


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