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One of the last free states. one of the few places where you can still shoot an intruder in your home in the face and still walk away th..
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Claiming you are going "Hiking in the
Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.
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When you wear a Army uniform and a strap-on while have sex with your lady.
"Damn man last night I give the trick the ROTC Jackhamm..