Honeymoon Cystitis

What is Honeymoon Cystitis?


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Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

See fuckfest, antibiotic, burning


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