Honeymoon Cystitis

What is Honeymoon Cystitis?


1.

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

See fuckfest, antibiotic, burning


33

Random Words:

1. A plant, usually surrounded by other brush and vegetation, that smells similiar to ejaculation fluid. Common in woodsy areas. We got a..
1. The perfect comeback in any situation, exclaiming "Ron's Mom" is a get-out-of-jail-free card "You're fat."..
1. A slice of white bread used as an alternative to a hot dog or hamburger bun. Me: Damn! We don't have anymore hot dog buns. Friend..