Honeymoon - Period

What is Honeymoon - Period?

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The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.

"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."

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