Honeyswoon

What is Honeyswoon?

(v.) To be more exited about the honeymoon than the actual wedding.

I'm pretty sure Barabara was honeyswooning when she said "yes" to Joe's request of marriage.

See honeymoon, swoon, wedding, fake, lie

Texting Off

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Piggymodo

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Melf

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