What is Hong Chen?
1.
Mythic hider of handphones
Hey! Where's my handphone? I think the Hong Chen hid it
2.
Person with a fat-girl sex fetish; dumps <insert girl below 3902632kg here>(lynette) for <insert girl above 39860219682396kg here>(pei ni) to have repeated fatgirlsex with her "7 folds of fat + 1 clitoris = 8 clitorises"(couresty of kuang li).
Hong Chen had sex with Pei Ni.
3.
Slacker who untucks his shirt.
Don't be a Hong Chen.
4.
Someone who does IRS.
I'm Hong Chen. WE NEED TO DO OUR IRS. ON THE WAY TO THE MOELC! LET'S GO TO JIAN YANG'S HOUSE! TO DISCUSS!
Random Words:
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To covertly masturbate in the presence of others without their knowledge.
"At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at ..