What is Hong Kong Beef Slab?
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The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT
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