Hong Kong Hammer

What is Hong Kong Hammer?


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A form of punishment for an outsider visiting an Asian place. The outsider is tied down while the Asian's with the biggest cocks cover the tips of their dicks with wasabi and "mushroom print" the shit out of the outsider.

A couple of buddies are hanging out in a bar in Hong Kong, after too many drinks one of your buddies gets too rowdy and starts trouble with the locals and is punished in the form of a Hong Kong Hammer!

See mushroom print, wasabi, punishment, dick, cock, weiner, asians, gay


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