Honker Edit Meaning

1.

a nose

This guy has a big honker

See Michael

2.

erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool

That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.

See pole, rod, perch, hard-on, wood

3.

to leave a shita in the toilet at midnight preferably sitting surfaced out of water with pan up, while your flatmates sleep, plan alarm to awaken you 10 minutes before they get up for work and flush toilet, quickly closing door both after the laying of the shita and flushing the toilet in the morning, leave pan up in morning to maximise efftect of stench.

"graeme has really annoyed me by doing that, i will leave him a honker tonight"

"that fucker hasnt cleaned the toilet, im leaving him a honker"

"its ok, im just here to feed the fish, he isnt paying me i was thinking about leaving a two week honker while he is on holiday"

See smell, smelly, dump, shit, faeces, honking, honker, honkin

4.

a goose. especially a canadian goose

"So I saw a bunch of honkers--" "what the fuck is a honker?" "... geese, man."

See goose, geese, honk, ducks

5.

variant of honkey, honky, and honkie

used as a term of endearment amongst whites

Hey honker, I am still awake because my homework isn't done.

See Stefanie

6.

A strong beer, usually Belgian, which makes one drunk rather fast

Have you tried that Duvel? 8.5% - it's a honker!

7.

A dinorsaur. First used in the comic book, Turok, Son of Stone. Native americans discover a lost world of dinosaurs.

Look out, Turok, there's a big-ass honker after you.