What is Honkey Tonk?
1.
I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.
2.
a phrase that has nothing to do with STD's,it is a phrase used to describe a country style
when i go to texas, everyone down there is so honkey tonk, i bought a pair of honkey tonk boots and a honkey tonk hat.
3.
To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.
A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.
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4.
Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.
"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."
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5.
the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.
"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."
6.
A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.
You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!
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