What is Honking?
1.
anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)
He blew a honking booger out his nose.
2.
Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.
That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!
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3.
Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.
That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !
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4.
The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.
Man, your arse is absolutely honking
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5.
the new slang word for "cool" or "neato"
That is one honking sweater kelsey is wearing today
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