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When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is th..
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When you stick your penis into some cheesewhiz and then jerk off all over your girl's face.
I just cheesepumped all over my bitche..
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Pressing the keys on a cell phone, radio, or computer keyboard and getting improper results because your fingers have hit more than on..
