Honors English

What is Honors English?


1.

Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

This Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

2.

A course in which supposed honors- worthy students are placed in, when in reality half the students are just "good kids." An overwhelming amount of reading is assigned, followed by a lot of essay-writing. It doesn't matter whether the students read the books, or used sparknotesto finish the reading assignments. All that matters is that it can be stated that the students read "x" amount of books during the school year.

Honors Student A: Yo, you did the homework for English?!

Honors Student B: No, I don't think anybody did. Nobody even bothered to do sparknotes.


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