Hoo Tan

What is Hoo Tan?

1. the God of Wrath, Firearms, and Beer!

God of Hoo Tanity

Hoo Tan once beat Jesus in 10 consecutive Arm wrestles and 18 games of Rock Paper Sissors

See god, hootan, church, first, religion, guns, beer, wrath

All powerful King of Men and overlord of all existance.

We had a Barbaque in Hoo Tan's honor, then watched "King of the Hill"

See firearms, beer, wrath, god

Auto-fellaciatic Digestion

1. One who cums in their hand and then eats it. Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up..

Fresh Air

1. When a woman stands with her legs together, but there is triangular gap between her thighs right under her butt. Most notable when she ..

Cottage Cheese Ass

1. When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat. My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass. 2. A person with an ass ..

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