What is Hoo Tan?
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1. the God of 
God of 
Hoo Tan once beat
Jesus in 10 consecutive Arm wrestles and 18 games of Rock Paper Sissors
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All powerful King of Men and overlord of all existance.
We had a Barbaque in Hoo Tan's honor, then watched "King of the Hill"
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Random Words:
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Having a piece of shit mustang that wont start and has 5 horsepower.
Hey Mr. Malogne you must have the 5.0 syndrome.....nice car (quuuu..