Hoo Tan

What is Hoo Tan?

1. the God of Wrath, Firearms, and Beer!

God of Hoo Tanity

Hoo Tan once beat Jesus in 10 consecutive Arm wrestles and 18 games of Rock Paper Sissors

See god, hootan, church, first, religion, guns, beer, wrath

All powerful King of Men and overlord of all existance.

We had a Barbaque in Hoo Tan's honor, then watched "King of the Hill"

See firearms, beer, wrath, god

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Twerk Piece

1. some one who you just have sexual relations with, thats all " who him, oh that aint my man, he just my lil twerk piece, we just fu..

No-hitter

1. Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with. The dealer was showing a 10 and he had ..

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