What is Hoobahomephone?
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When something is gayer then Hoobastank and owning a land-line telephone.
Brandon: "Hey Shane that song you sang me in bed last night was totally hoobahomephone."
Shane: "What?! Friends sing Endless Love to each other in the dark on a bed covered in silk sheets."
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Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".
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