Hoober

What is Hoober?


1.

joint, spliff, doobie,

hey man wanna smoke a hoober?

2.

To have a half a hard on

I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.

See hooba, semi, limp dick, jelly baby, boomerang

3.

pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin

Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?

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