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Payment for a jar of dirt
Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots..
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its when your doing something illegal and the cops come and you run away you have to yell it though
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Instead of shaking your friends hand you shake his penis and balls
Hey we don't shake hands around here buddy we give Kentucky Gen..