Hooch Monkey

What is Hooch Monkey?

a: One who becomes a slaveto the Alcoholic Beverage.

b: a drunkard

Levi: "Phil, how come you never have a few drinks with me"

Phil: "I can't do it, Levi. I'm afraid of becoming a 'Hooch Monkey', like you."

See hooch, monkey, drunkard, alcohol, slave

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