Hoochie Condom

What is Hoochie Condom?

A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.

I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.

See rubber, bang, fuck, ass, pussy

Sexisode

1. Sex webisode; online tv sex episode. He banged her hard in that sexisode. See xxxisode..

Ziploc'd

1. shitfaced; extremely intoxicated; in the bag; wasted; Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out..

Dirt Port

1. Slang for ass hole. Also known as ballon knot, leather cheerio, etc She likes the way I tongue her dirt port. See ass, leather cheerio..

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