Hood Ornament Edit Meaning

1.

A Piercing of the Labia, Specifically the Hood that covers the Clitoris. This gives direct stimulation to the Clitoris during sex even without hand or finger stimulation being applied by motion transfer of the thrusting.

As the Paramedics used wire cutters to cut Jakes tongue ring loose from her Clit piercing, Debbie realized that her Hood Ornament was a poor choice for the money her mother had given her for her birthday.

2.

a girl's clit ring

Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.

3.

A blow job completed by the act of removing a woman's head completely from her body and placing it mouth first on the end of an erect penis.

Susan: Do you want a blow job?

Joseph: How about a hood ornament?

See blow job, decapitation, pizza, woman, APM

4.

taking a dump on the hood of someones

car.

I left a fresh steamy hood ornament on

jasons car.

5.

Jaywalkers. People or animals crossing in the middle of the street where there is no crosswalk.

I was out Christmas shopping and there were hood ornaments all over the place! I had to swerve to avoid the ugly ones. You know I want a cute guy in just the right pose for my hood ornament.

See jaywalker, pedestrian, road pizza

6.

a ghetto (hood) girl who is hot but totally into herself. demands lost of gifts and a very nice ride.

she is just beautiful and expensive arm candy.

very likely to go into vicous bitch mode without warning.

'Yo, 25cent be hookin' up with Laqueshia'

'Laqueshia? Who be Laqueshia?'

'Laqeshia be that hot ass biotch from Compton and MLK'

'Oh man, that girl aint nothin but a hood ornament'

See hood, ornament, biotch, arm, candy

7.

when you plow a filthy whore on the top of your buddy's car...thus making her a hood ornament...he will know of this event because of the ass cheek imprints and love juices left behind

that skank rachel made a fantastic hood ornament on top of an anonymous car after that party