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The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular..
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1.an expression used when you've just done something stupid, like left your keys in your car, and had to ring roadside assistance t..
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THe shit that comes out of my dick when I feel turned on.
"I realised my supply of milk was running low, so I just made some homem..