Hoof

What is Hoof?


1.

A popular porn star's deformed foot.

WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.

See OT

2.

Slang term given to {Marijuana} in Melbourne's North Western suburbs.

Hey man, do you want to go for a hoof this afternoon? I got 5 grams.

See hoof, weed, smoke, bud, chuff

3.

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof

Hey Dude, I gotta go drop off a Hoof.

See hoof, vanderhoof, brian, holly, shit

4.

When a larger womans camels toe is on show, the extent of the descust relates to it being described as a HOOF rather than a feeble toe.

Vin: "hey pete,u can see her camel toe"

Pete: "thats no toe mate, that's a god damn hoof"

See camel toe, hoof, toe, fat

5.

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

6.

walk

Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.

See tk

7.

A clumsy girl that is known to trip over magazine racks, up the stairs, and anything of that sort.

Where's hoof?

Probably on the ground somewhere...

See kate, string, clumsy, nine


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