Hoofball

What is Hoofball?

1.

A particularly unattractive form of football practiced by Heart of Midlothian. It involves the hoof, a long punt up the pitch by either the goalkeeper or defenders, making sure that the ball travels at least 40 yards in the air. Typically Hearts employ the hoof around 50-60 times per game. Spectators watching hoofball on a regular basis suffer from a variety of complaints; depression and neck ache from staring at the sky for 90 minutes are the two most common.

Heart of Midlothian were totally outplayed; their reliance on hoofball with only one striker only served to emphasise the incompetence of their coaching staff.

See hoof, football, fitba, hearts, heart of midlothian
39

Random Words:

Quanundrum
1. 1. A hybrid of the words quandary, which means a perplexed state or dilemma, and conundrum which means a riddle. 2. A dilemma whose so..
Read more
Alobodobo
1. A particularly salacious fucking; Actual word itself may be of Nigerian origin. "I slapped on all the alobodobo that ass could be..
Read more
Hooky Bobbin
1. The act of sliding on your feet behind a car on an icy road while being towed by holding onto the bumper. In the winter you can hitch a..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free