What is Hoofbeats?
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A term that encompasses all possible vocabulary, and whos definition is varying, instead, whos meaning varies based on the context it is used it, and also the users tone.
Evan: Last night I jerked off so hard i tore a layer of skin off my twanger.
Devin: HOOFBEATS! (High pitched, in this form, meaning Ouch)
Original context: Joe Dirt "You want me to put my head to the ground and listen for HOOfbeats?"
Similar to the Southpark episode in which the alien races' language was composed of only one word "Marklar" and whos meaning was determined based on context.
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the act of sitting at a lunchtable eating and making crude jokes about anything that comes to mind
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Doing two chicks at the same time
Hey Paul, I totally achieved the Ultimate Goal last night with two stupid drunk chicks.
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