Hoofed

What is Hoofed?

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

See sodomy, deer, bleeding, ouch

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W.i.f.e

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