What is Hoofed?
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When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.
... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"
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that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.
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