Hooftie

What is Hooftie?


1.

A vehicle that is worn down and old. It barely gets you to where you need to go, but chances are unlikely. Also see Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous.

Derek's got a new car, but because he is poor he could only get a hooftie.

Oh hell naw! He put spinnerson his hooftie!

See Brooklyn


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